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Thursday, September 22, 2022

Trump Offered Best Seat for Viewing Coffins in Royal Crypt

 

Satirical News Service
London, UK

Following comments made by Former President Trump that “he would have gotten a better seat for the Queen’s funeral than Biden if he had been invited”, a spokesman for the King released a statement.

“We regret that we did not extend an invitation to Mr. Trump for the funeral. To make amends we would like to offer him our best seat for viewing the coffin of our late queen and royal consort. It is located within the royal crypt at St. George’s chapel. I would suggest Mr. Trump plan on a rather extended stay there since the crypt will be sealed for the next 80 or so years.”

There has been no reply from Donald Trump.

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