Satirical News Service
Washington DC
What started
out as a not-so-cheap political ploy, governors around the country are
relishing the idea of returning buses and planes that brought
undocumented immigrants to their doorsteps filled with people they’d like to “get
rid of too". Washington D.C.’s mayor is
processing hundreds of drug users who are filling up clinics and jails and
plans to have them board the same buses that brought them border crossers from Texas.
Gavin Newsome is hoping Texas or Arizona will send California some border
crossers so he can get rid of some of the homeless people that have infested LA
and San Francisco streets. Chicago Mayor is planning on sending gang members,
and New Jersey has plans to send Drug Dealers. “This is a terrific idea!” stated one unnamed
governor, “by swapping their undesirables for ours, it’s a win! win! scenario. “
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