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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Big SuperPAC Donors Themselves To Stand In For Candidates in Next Republican Debate


Shown Left to Right Foster Friess (who has no direct connection with the Rick Santorum campaign); Bob Perry (who has no direct connection to the Mitt Romney Campaign); Sheldon Adelson (who has no direct connection to the Newt Gingrich Campaign); and Peter Theil (who has no direct connection to the Ron Paul Campaign).

Satirical News Service
Washington, DC

Disgusted with the back-and-forth poll numbers and frequent blunders by their respective candidates, the largest SuperPAC donors for each of the SuperPACs that-have-no-direct-connection-with-the-candidates, will stand in themselves for the candidates at the next Republican Debate prior to Super Tuesday.

In an interview with Billionaire Las Vegas Casino Magnate Sheldon Adelson (featured second from the right), he stated “It’s about time we put our mouths where our money is!” ”Without us these douche bags wouldn't stand a chance in hell, so we might as well tell the American public just what we are buying for them ourselves!”

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