ABC Slated To Make Sitcom About A Heterosexual Suburban White Family

Satirical News Service
Hollywood, CA

In a bold move that has stirred controversy throughout the Hollywood community , ABC announced today that it is doing a remake of the 1950’s sitcom show Ozzie and Harriet. This show features a White middle class non-ethnic hetero couple with a stay at home mom raising their family in Suburbia.  A spokesperson from ABC told reporters that although many people feel  that we shouldn’t show such people like that who are not Gay, Bi-sexual or ethnic on TV, we feel that it is time to show these minorities in a light that will show people from mainstream Hollywood that it is perfectly OK for two white heterosexual people to have a normal loving relationship, and even marry and have children. For the past decade these minorities have been kept in the shadows and only portrayed in a dysfunctional way, like John Edwards. But we know that there are many normal white hetero-couples with stay-at-home moms out there who need a role model to look to. Some people in Hollywood think that it is going too far, too soon. We realize that we may take a lot of heat from this, but when something is right, you have to just do it and accept the fallout.