Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
Washington, DC
In a bold move to
show the world that he understands world economics, Mitt Romney’s has directed Bain Capital to take over and
manage the Nation of Greece for the EU.
Its first move will be to sell off its assets and national treasures to
other countries. From now on expect the acropolis and other such treasures to be
in Beijing . Then Bain plans to lay-off
all government workers and outsource those jobs to India. The remaining people
with jobs in the private sector will be allowed remove their assets from Greece
and place them for safe keeping in banks in the Cayman Islands and to avoid any
messy taxes. Meanwhile Bain will looks for a new country to buy out what
remains of Greece. All told Bain expects to make billions in profit.
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