Potential
threats such as these are keeping TSA screeners and HSA officials up at night
Following recent
revelations from undercover operatives about Al Quaeda planning to use body implant
bombs, Homeland Security is particularly focusing their attention on “Boob
Bombs”. From now on large breasted women will be singled out for additional pat
down screen to determine if they might be hiding explosives in their massively
sized breasts. In addition to thorough
pat downs specially trained crotch sniffing dogs will be employed at all
airports to check out all female passengers. Although this may be the last straw for many
women who plan on flying, there has been a large jump in applicants who want to
become TSA screeners.
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