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Thursday, May 10, 2012

Homeland Security Gropes with the New Threat of Boob Bombs


Potential threats such as these are keeping TSA screeners and HSA officials up at night

Satirical News Service
Washington, DC

 Following recent revelations from undercover operatives about Al Quaeda planning to use body implant bombs, Homeland Security is particularly focusing their attention on “Boob Bombs”. From now on large breasted women will be singled out for additional pat down screen to determine if they might be hiding explosives in their massively sized breasts.  In addition to thorough pat downs specially trained crotch sniffing dogs will be employed at all airports to check out all female passengers.  Although this may be the last straw for many women who plan on flying, there has been a large jump in applicants who want to become TSA screeners.

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