Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
Washington, DC
Concerned over yet another mass shooting less than 1 month
after the Aurora, Colorado shooting, Congressmen from both parties are becoming a nervous about having to take a position on gun legislation in an election
year. To appease their concerns, the NRA is endorsing a new bill that would
prohibit news sources from using the word “gun”, or any permutation of it is
any news stories or editorials, or legislation bills. Henceforth the word “gun”
or “guns” will be replaced by “the-thing-that-must-not-be-spoken-of”. Congress is
hailing this as a show of bi-partisan effort to enact controls on “the-things-that-must-not-be-spoken-of”
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