Satirical News Service
Tampa, FL
Tampa, FL
With the eminent threat of Hurricane Isaac bearing down on
Tampa just as the Republican Convention is about to start, Mitt Romney lashed
out at Obama for causing the Hurricane as well as the draught and heat wave in
the US. The Super PAC Crossroads for
America has just launched a series of attack ads that essentially blame Obama
for causing the hurricane to disrupt the convention by using his presidential
authority to cause Global Warming. Romney pledged that he will end Global
Warming if he is elected by cutting all funding to the National Weather Service, FEMA, and the
Atmospheric Research Center. Meanwhile Rep Akins stated that if Hurricane Isaac
is legitimate, Tampa will be able to shut down naturally to prevent it from damaging
the Florida coast.
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