Satirical News Service
Cayman Islands
Cayman Islands
With Hurricane Isaac still bearing down on the Southern Coast,
The RNC decided to move the entire convention to the Cayman Islands. According to one spokesperson “What place
could be safer than the place where Mitt Romney and his cronies keep their
money and what place could more represent the values of the delegates there. Besides it’s the only country where a higher
percentage of people like him than hate him. Come Hell or higher taxes for the 1%, we’ll be
safe down here."
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