Satirical News Service
New York,NY
New York,NY
Police in New York today discovered
two massive tunnels dug beneath the Hudson River used by the
Coca Cola syndicate to smuggle Super-sized bottles of Coca Cola that are now illegal in New York. Authorities also seized a large quantity of
BIG GULP cups also illegal which now fetch a premium on the black market. The massive size
of the tunnels have authorities baffled as to how such an undertaking could
happen right under their noses. “Huge Semi’s loaded with the illegal sized
beverages rolled through it every day before we caught onto it! “
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