Satirical News Service
New York, New York
New York, New York
In an effort to catch
up in the polls before the upcoming debates, Mitt Romney today demonstrated his
skills at handling foreign policy. In a press conference today held near the UN
opening ceremony, Mitt Romney announced that as President he would cut taxes in
more than 10 countries. According to Romney “It’s
the same old story, Government is not the solution to the problem; Government
is the problem!” He plans to put an end to the NHS (National Health
Service) in Britain and Canada, and cut taxes in for the wealthiest citizens in
Afghanistan and Pakistan and 8 other countries to create more jobs.
When
asked by what authority he proposed to do this, he stated that the USA is
second to none in the world, and what’s good for the USA is good for the rest
of the world. He said that Obama’s policies have failed to create more jobs in
those countries, and they were worse off now than they were four years ago.
Under his administration, they would not have to suffer under the burden of high
taxes and heavy government regulation from their own governments, and especially
from Obamacare.
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