Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
Washington, DC
In a startling announcement
today, Mitt Romney admitted that he is personally better off today than he was
in 2008. In an exclusive interview with Satirical News Service, he stated, “Okay so In 2009, 2010 I was a lot better off
than most Americans, but that was mainly due to the tax breaks I got when Baine
Capital offshore all those companies we closed down. But in 2011, I was less
better off because I actually had to pay a whopping 13% taxes because I knew I
would be running for President and those liberal would have a field day if they
saw I paid no taxes. So just because I
was better off for three of those 4 years, doesn't mean I’m better off today. “
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