Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
Washington, DC
House Leader John Boehner announced today that the GOP
controlled House is demonstrating its willingness to reach a compromise on the “Fiscal
Cliff”. He proposed letting one person
with an income of more than 250,000.00 pay 1% more in taxes if the President
will agree to End Obamacare, cut Social Security in half, quadruple the defense
budget, and produce his “real” birth certificate that shows he really was born
in Kenya . John Boehner stated “We propose to have a lottery among all
individuals who make more than 250,000 a year, and the “losing number” will
have to cough up an additional 1%. So you can see that the Republicans are
willing to raise taxes and are trying hard to compromise on this issue. It’s
the President and the Democrats that just won’t bend on this.
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