Satirical News Service
Los Angeles, CA
Los Angeles, CA
After less
than 6 months from his/her dramatic coming out as a woman, Caitlin Jenner says “I’ve
had it!” She announced today that she plans to revert back to a man ASAP.
“My feet are killing me from walking around in
heels, my bras don’t fit, and the bloating each month…I just can’t do this
anymore! Every time I try to eat a good meal, all I get is ‘Aren’t you watching
your figure?’ My thighs feel like tree stumps and I’m developing a muffin top."
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Jenner plans to undergo surgery to reverse the
process. FOX TV has already planned to film the reverse transformation as a
sequel to their new series Caitin.
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