Satirical News Service
Redmond, WA
Redmond, WA
FBI officials made a shocking discovery buried in the new Windows 10 operating system released today by Microsoft. Going on an anonymous
tip, the FBI found what they believe are the decaying remains of “Clippy”. Clippy was once a prized
feature of Windows, but then mysteriously went missing several years ago. Today
the grim reality of his fate became apparent when software investigators
uncovered a shallow indentation and several lines of fragmented software code
buried deep within the Windows 10
operating system. The exact cause of
clippy’s demise is not known for certain, but sources are stating that foul
play was most likely the cause. At Microsoft’s headquarters in Redmond,
Washington, sources there are refusing to say anything, but Cortina has been
listed as a Person-of-Interest in the case.
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