Senate Hearings Confirm Fears that Americans Played a Major Role in Elections

Satirical New Service
Washington,D.C.

Senate hearings into the Comey firing have confirmed our worst fears that Americans may have played a major role in electing trump as President. As one Senator stated after the hearing, ”This is a very big deal! If it proves true that Americans had a role in electing Trump President, then this represents the most dangerous threat to American Democracy that we’ve ever faced. Its one thing for those crazy Russians to have hacked the election, but another thing entirely to realize that Americans themselves may have played a role in electing this nut job, and are prepared to elect more in 2018 and beyond. Luckily we have great leadership in the White House who with the aide of The Kremlin will get to the bottom of this.”