Sources Confirm that Kim Jong-un has Acquired “The Art of The Deal”

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

Sources in the State Department have confirmed our worst fears, that Kim Jong-un has acquired at least one copy of Donald Trump’s, The Art of the Deal. It is uncertain exactly how he has acquired this but many fingers point to Dennis Rodman who was seen with a copy on his recent trip to North Korea. People within the state Department say this represents a severe imbalance in the region that could lead to catastrophic results. They suspect he has acquired at least one copy and possibly more. Un-named Sources deep inside North Korea believe he has conducted at least one test of this with the Chinese resulting in reneging on a recent trade deal and refusing to pay after delivery. It is also suspected that he may have also conducted at least one failed test of this with the Russians. Many experts fear that once he masters these techniques the entire region’s trade will become unstable and  there are fears that other leaders in that region might seek to acquire and utilize The Art of The Deal which would completely destabilize the region. Even worse, secret sources have hinted that Jong-un maybe attempting to write his own book called “The Art of World Destruction”. While many believe that this is too far beyond his abilities now, it is feared that with help from sources allied with Trump, this could become a reality.