Luxembourg Space Launch May be Secret Attempt to Become Nuclear Power

Tully Bascombe Shown here may be directing secret Nuclear Weapons Program

Satirical News Service
Luxembourg

This week Luxembourg launched its first what it claimed to be " a communications satellite designed in part to expand NATO’s surveillance". However, sources within NATO fear that Luxembourg may be using this as a cover to begin its own nuclear ballistic missile program. 

It is long been known that Luxembourg has had seriously financially problems since the start of the EU, and may now be trying to blackmail the other EU nations into providing it with financial aid in exchange for ceasing its nuclear program, just as Iran and North Korea have done. According to the head of Luxembourg’s so-called space program, Tully Bascombe, “We will neither confirm nor deny that Luxembourg wishes to become a nuclear superpower”.