Amazon Touts Store with No Pay Check-Out Lines – LA Watts Community Says They Had It First

Satirical News Service
Los Angeles, CA

While Amazon Inc. touted it’s first “checkout-less” store this week, the LA Watts community poo-pooed it saying “Hey man, we had that more than 25 years ago - and back then all them white folks got all uppidy-duppity-lock-em-up about it, so we had to stop. Figures though – when some white dude does something that everybody goes Oh how great – but when we did it back then it was ‘lock em up’”.