Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
As Mueller’s
investigation draws ever closer to implicating Donald Trump in obstruction of
justice and collusion with the Russians, his lawyers are struggling with ways
that they could allow Trump to testify without perjuring himself. One way they
have come up with would be for Trump to hold a hand puppet and respond to
Mueller’s questions through the puppet. That way only the puppet could be
charged with perjury and not Trump himself.
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