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Sunday, February 25, 2018

Trump’s Lawyers Search for Ways to Allow Trump to Testify Before Mueller

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

 As Mueller’s investigation draws ever closer to implicating Donald Trump in obstruction of justice and collusion with the Russians, his lawyers are struggling with ways that they could allow Trump to testify without perjuring himself. One way they have come up with would be for Trump to hold a hand puppet and respond to Mueller’s questions through the puppet. That way only the puppet could be charged with perjury and not Trump himself.

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