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Tuesday, May 8, 2018

Kim Jong-Un New Demand - “No Prisoner Release Unless it Includes Stormy Daniels”

Satirical News Service
Pyongyang, PKR


In a surprise announcement, North Korea upped their demands to releasing the American prisoners held in North Korea to now include Stormy Daniels. He emphatically stated he wants her to be “his personal sex slave” before he would consent to allow the prisoners to be released. The reaction by the White House to this was muffled ecstasy. Sarah Sanders announced that the Justice Department is looking into a way that a US citizen can be deported to a belligerent country for the expressed purpose of sex. “We are quite confident we will find a way to make this happen, Those prisoner’s lives are depending on this", said Saunders.

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