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Tuesday, May 15, 2018

North Korean Leader Makes New Demand Before he Will Attend June Summit

Satirical News Service
Pyongyang, PRK

In a surprise announcement today, Kim Jong Un has made a new condition before he will attend the proposed summit with Donald Trump later next month. Specifically, he demanded that Trump Towers in New York be renamed after him and that his name is displayed where currently Trump's name stands. Upon hearing this new condition, Trump was purported to have flown into a rage demanding that John Kelly show him where he hid "his BIG button".

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