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Washington DC
After seeing how much the British people love their Royal Wedding, Donald Trump has now demanded his own Royal Wedding (at taxpayer expense). Although he is already married to Melina, he stated “I don’t care! If she won’t do it, I’ll marry some other bitch, but I want a Royal Wedding!
He plans to have it down Pennsylvania Avenue next September and although he was never in the Military, he will wear a military uniform, of his own design. He plans to use the coach that George Washington used in his inauguration. Congress, already struggling to keep to the budget under control plans to cut food stamps and Medicaid to pay for it.
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