Bombshell Op-Ed exposes Trump's Erratic Behavior on Golf Course and Those who Are Trying to Control It

Satirical News Service
Washington, DC

PUTTS Magazine this week published a bombshell Op-Ed piece from anonymous sources who have caddied for Trump and are now speaking out about his erratic behavior on the golf course and how they are keeping him under control by whatever subversive measures they need to.

“I am the resistance – well I suppose me and the other guys too, who I also can’t mention by name. We caddie for President Trump when he plays at Mar a Lago and his other courses. Everyone knows he can be pretty explosive when angry – and right now he’s angry alot! But when he has a bad golf day, things can really get explosive – like WWIII explosive! So we make sure that doesn’t happen. He’s a totally lame golfer who just flails away, but we make sure that every shot ends up in the perfect place. When he shoots one in the drink – which is most of the time - we tell him it landed on the green. When he hits someone else’s ball, we tell him it was his. He rarely listens to us when we tell him what club to use, so we just hand him the right one regardless of which one he thinks he should hit with. No matter what we make sure he always scores par or below. I figure we’re doing this country a big service by keeping him under control like this– otherwise who knows what he’d do.”

Signed

The Resistance