Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
Evangelical groups and anti-abortion groups who are now terrified of losing their best prospect for a Supreme Court majority, have demanded that the Judiciary Committee subject Ford to questions by a Professional Exorcist.
“It is quite clear to us that she has been possessed by the devil. That is how she is able to pass these polygraph tests, and sound so convincing – 'The Devil may assume a pleasing shape and lie'. We need to have a professional exorcist question her to get her to renounce the devil and confess. They know methods that will get to the truth and force the devil to relinquish control of her."
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