Trump prepares new short list of SCOTUS candidates- Grant Robicheaux and Cecil Riley

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

 As pressure mounts to withdraw  Brett Kavanaugh from consideration for Justice to the Supreme Court over allegations of sexual impropriety some 30 years ago, Trump is preparing a new short list just in case. At the top of the list are Grant Robicheau and Cecil Riley who according to Trump "...represent the highest moral character standards that exist in this country”. Although both of these people are currently under indictment for drugging and sexually assaulting their women victims over nearly a decade or more, Trump tweeted. “Don’t think that’ll be a problem. Besides at least we don’t have to go back 30 years for these allegations.”