Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
After two
days of bombshell revelations about Trump’s Presidency coming from anonymous sources
within the White House, a Livid Donald Trump today tweeted he was calling a “MANDATORY
Cool Aid Party” for all staff to attend and “DRINK IT!”. While it is uncertain
exactly what he means by this, sources close to him he may be planning a repeat
of Jim Jones’ lethal Cool Aid party in which he laced it with Cyanide and
ordered everyone to drink it.
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