Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
Domenico Cefalu, the current head of the Gambino mob is planning to run against Trump for
President as a Republican in the 2020 election. In his released statement to
the press via his consiglieri he said.
“Dis Trump asshole don’t know shit about running a mob.
If the Republicans want ta mob leader,
dey should choose one with a lot more
experience d’n dis guy. You wouldn’t have Nancy Pelosis or dat Schiff guy investigating
no’ting. Dey’d be feeden da fishes in
the Potomac. And anybody gets out line – budda-bing-budda-bang.”
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