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Tuesday, October 15, 2019

Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Sales Of All Turkeys Just Before Thanksgiving



Satirical News Service
Washington DC

President Trump today, under the mistaken belief that Turkeys are imported from Turkey, has signed an Executive Order today that bans the sale of all Turkeys. This comes at a particularly bad time for Turkey farmers in the USA who depend on these sales to get them through the year. In his statement Trump said,
“This will send a message to Turkey that we can easily cripple them economically if they go against our policies. I also plan on banning Turkey stuffing, and will personally execute, rather than pardon this year’s Presidential turkey.”

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