Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
After a withering catcall of boo’s for Trump from the large crowd at Nationals Stadium for
the 5th game of the World Series, Trump is making it clear to them
that he will have his revenge. On
Tuesday, he signed an executive eminent-domain order for National Security reasons to seize the National’s stadium to create a new detention center for
undocumented workers. Next ICE agents raided the homes of several players on the
Nationals team for “irregularities” on their VISA’s or citizenship papers and
detained them. Then he called Jim Crane,
owner of the Houston Astros with an explicit “favor request” to find dirt on the
Nationals owner Mark Lerner, stating “It would be a real shame if their star
pitcher José Urquidy got deported for “irregularities with his VISA “ Later Trump responded
to reporters by saying “We’ll see who is Boo Hooing Now!”
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