Satirical News Service
Charleston, SC
I want to state here and now that the Press has absolutely no business asking questions about a candidates’ personal life unless it’s FOX news asking embarrassing questions about Mitt Romney or Barak Obama. We need to focus on the critical issues facing this nation – like “is Barak Obama’s birth certificate genuine or a forgery”.
With regard to my open marriage, I believe that open marriages are fine, as long as they do not involve GAY couples, in which no marriage is fine. Now polygamy – that’s a Mormon thing! I demand that Mitt Romney, who is Mormon, reveal who his other wives are, and what he’s done with them! Along with his tax returns, the American public has a right to see his many marriage certificates!
Newt Gingrich
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