In keeping with his stated philosophy that “Corporations are People too”, presidential hopeful Mitt Romney declared that he would name Bain & Company as his VP running mate if he gets the nomination.
As he stated in a post-primary interview, “I have had a long and fruitful relationship with Bain Capital. Together we know how to get things done. As my VP choice, Bain Capital would demonstrate to the business world that we “get” the needs of corporations. One of my first acts as President would be to downsize the United States. There are far too many states that just aren’t pulling their weight and one of the first things I’d do would be to eliminate them by either merging them with other more profitable states, or selling some of them off to Canada, Mexico, or China. Reluctantly some US citizens would get “pink slips” with regard to their current citizenship, but I promise to provide them with outplacement services so they can adjust to their new nationalities.”
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