Over past month TV sets have been running Satellite feeds of Political ads from Iowa in one Chicken coop in Parker, Colorado in preparation for the Parker Chicken Coop Straw Poll Caucus. In this caucus chickens will vote for their favorite Republican candidate for the 2012 presidential election. Each hen will cast her vote by laying an egg in the next labeled with the candidate’s name. A total of 12 chickens will be participating in this vital primary whose results will be non-binding. It is estimated that some $100 million dollars have been spent on this one caucus alone. But, it is well known that the candidate that takes an early lead here can go on to become very popular with chickens throughout the country.
If you think this sounds absurd, consider this – that is about how much Candidates and PAC’s spent on Iowa! Now you tell me who are the bird brains!
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