Satirical News Service
Boston, MA
Boston, MA
CNN today released what it claims is exclusive video footage of the prime suspect in the Boston
Marathon Bombing. Stills from the video
clearly show what looks like a dark skinned male at the scene of the crime
acting suspiciously. CNN is asking anyone with any knowledge of who this
individual might be to contact them immediately so that they can claim the exclusive
coverage of it. According to CNN news executives “We are quite certain of the exclusivity of this picture. Although
authorities have yet to make an arrest, we are quite certain it will follow,
and we’ll be there to report on its exclusivity regardless of whether it
actually happens or not”.
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