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Friday, April 5, 2013

Crazy People Up In Arms About Limitation On Ability To Purchase Arms

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

With many state legislatures and Congress moving to limit access of guns to mentally disturbed people, a large contingent of them are literally up in arms over what they feel is their Second Amendment Right to bear arms. According to one of their spokespersons, “Just because we are psychotic and have paranoid fantasies of people trying to kill us, and fantasize about going into schools and movie theaters and shooting a lot of people doesn't mean that deep down inside we aren't warm loving people. We should have every right to stockpile arms and massive quantities of ammunition -  In fact because we have paranoid fantasies about people coming to get us, we have all the more need for guns – especially ones that will let us mow down a whole lot of people real real fast without having to stop and reload. “

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