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Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Carnival Cruise Line To Start Offering Dry Dock Cruises



Satirical News Service
Mobile AL

After suffering months of disastrous publicity and losses from failed cruises due to fires, mechanical damages, and sickness aboard ship, the Carnival Cruise Line announced that they will offer dry dock cruises. 

According to their spokesperson “These will be aboard our Luxury Cruise Liners, but will never leave their mooring dock. That way if a fire or other disaster strikes, the passengers can simply get off the ship right where they embarked. While we realize that some passengers might miss the ambiance of exotic ports of call, but it’s a heck of a lot better than  having to endure days of drifting nowhere in a smelly ship with spoiled food, clogged toilets and no AC.”

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