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After suffering months of disastrous publicity and losses from
failed cruises due to fires, mechanical damages, and sickness aboard ship, the
Carnival Cruise Line announced that they will offer dry dock cruises.
According to their spokesperson “These will be aboard our Luxury Cruise
Liners, but will never leave their mooring dock. That way if a fire or other
disaster strikes, the passengers can simply get off the ship right where they
embarked. While we realize that some passengers might miss the ambiance of
exotic ports of call, but it’s a heck of a lot better than having to endure days of drifting nowhere in a
smelly ship with spoiled food, clogged toilets and no AC.”
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