Satirical News Service
Pyongyang, North Korea
Pyongyang, North Korea
Today North Korea’s Leader Kim Jong Un apologized after
being caught on video tape with what ESPN called “Bullying Behavior” toward his
neighbors and the Western Powers.
In a Press conference shown on North Korean state television,
a very contrite Jong Un tearfully told ESPN and the world, "I've let so many people down: my players, my
administration, ,my fans, my family, Dennis Rodman. There's
no explanation for what's on that film. There's no excuse for it. I was wrong.
And I want to tell everybody who's believed in me that I'm deeply sorry for the
pain and hardship that I've caused."
Some of the bullying behaviors that were caught on
tape showed Kim threatening nuclear annihilation on the US, raining terror upon
Western Powers, and verbally abusing leaders of South Korea.
It is
uncertain if authorities will now remove Kim because of this incident, but it
appears highly unlikely.
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