Washington DC
Today an the leading Aerospace Defense Lobbying firm, who asked that their name be withheld, has agreed to hire North Korea's enigmatic leader Kim Jong Un to their lobbying firm. According to their spokesperson, "Mr. Un has done more to promote increased aerospace defense spending and prevent cuts than anyone else we can think of. As long as he threatens, Congress won't our cut funds."
In other news The NRA has come out strongly in support of North Korea's right to bear Nuclear arms.
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