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Sunday, November 29, 2015

Governors Move Quickly To Ban Immigration Of North Carolinians

Satirical News Service
Washington D.C.

Immediately after the announcement that the gunman connected to the recent Planned Parenthood shooting in Colorado had recently immigrated from North Carolina, Several governors responded by stating they would take measures block any attempts by individuals from North Carolina immigrating into their states.” It’s quite clear that North Carolina is just a breeding ground for Fundamentalist Christian Jihadists intent on committing act of terrorism. Since we cannot always know who is a terrorist, we feel it is far safer just to ban all individuals from that state from crossing into our borders.”

Republican front runner Ben Carson recommended a thorough vetting program for North Carolinians stating “It would be foolish to welcome North Carolina immigrants into our other states without systems in place to thoroughly vet them".


Another Governor made clear that we must ensure robust refugee screening to protect American citizens, and the Governor believes that the federal government should halt acceptance of people from emigrating from North Carolina until intelligence and defense officials can assure that the process for vetting all is as strong as possible to ensure the safety of the American people.

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