Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
With Trump
and Carson leading in the GOP polls, and Republicans again threatening to shut
down the government over anything Obama proposes, Many Americans have simply
had enough of US government. Today they have staged a rally urging Great
Britain to “Take Us Back”.
“Look, we’re really sorry about that Revolution
thing back in 1776, but given the choice between the madness of King George and
the madness of Donald Trump, we’d pick George any day. We tried Democracy and it worked for a while,
but now look at what we’ve got; a
Congress that seems intent on shutting down the government over fictitious 'baby
body parts', and a slate of Presidential Candidates that are complete morons.
It’d be so much better to be your colony again. We’d have a National Health Service,
and cops without guns. ..OK – so we’d have to pay a little more taxes on tea,
but who drinks that s##t anyway? I’ll be happy to sing “God Save the Queen” at baseball
and football games if it would stop the endless stream of idiotic robocalls we
get now. Please, just Take Us Back! "
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