Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
Presidential hopeful Ben Carson surprised the small town of Syria, Virginia last week by showing up there and wanting to see their refugee camps. He stated that he was quite surprised to see how well off they were doing, having heard what he said were "exaggerated media reports of their plight". He also praised them for learning to speak English. Even after it was pointed out to him that his aides had mistakenly sent him to Syria, Virginia and not the country of Syria, he appeared undeterred. He said "America, acting along with other countries, will make every effort to help you resettle in Jordan."
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