I Won't Eat This! I Won't Eat That!

This is for all of you who are planning Holiday Meals with friends and family....

I won’t eat this, I won’t eat that

I won’t eat meat, I won’t eat fat

I won’t eat gluten or any bread

It’s just a quick way to make you dead

Rice and Pasta

Potatoes and corn

They all will kill you the doctors warn.

Mercury is present in all types of fish

You’ll die for sure from eating this dish

Chicken and Turkey have Salmonella

Just another way to kill a fella

Hot dogs and Hamburgers aren’t the answer

Just one quick way to die of cancer

Don’t eat bacon or stuff on the grill

Those Nitrosomines they say will kill

Fruits and Veggies they say are much wiser

But not with what’s in the fertilizer.

Spinach they say has E.coli

Just one more way for you to die

GMO! It can’t get worse....

Just give me one bite, then call for a hearse.

The only way you won’t get ill

Is to cease all food and just take a pill.