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Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Ted Cruz to Replace Food Stamp Program with Gun Stamp Program

Satirical News Service
Washington DC
The Cruz campaign went into high gear today just on the eve of the first anniversary of the Sandy Hook school shooting with the announcement that Ted Cruz would eliminate the Food Stamp program and replace it with a Gun Stamp program.


In a statement released today from the Cruz campaign headquarters; “We feel there is no greater need in this country now than our ability to protect our kids and loved ones in a world filled with deranged Muslim Terrorists. I am therefore proposing a Gun Stamp program that would enable people on low incomes, who ordinarily would not be able to afford the price of a gun or the ammunition, a subsidy to do this with government help. I will not raise taxes to do this, but instead will take the savings from the food stamp program that now permits deadbeats to buy lobster and caviar with your tax dollars. “

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