Satirical News Service
Sacramento, CA
Charles Manson appeared before a California parole board today, and claimed that he was "only being sarcastic" when he killed Sharon Tate and the other people in 1969. Likewise when he wrote on the walls in blood "Helter Skelter". Said Manson during the hearing "I thought it was completely obvious that I was not being serious; that the killings and scary slogans were only meant as sarcasm. What? They can't take a little sarcasm? What's the matter with you people?"
The California Parole Board was not impressed and denied Manson Parole.
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