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Thursday, August 11, 2016

Clintons Secret emails reveal How Clinton and Obama created ISIS

Satirical News Service
Washington,D.C.

FBI released new secret emails from Hillary Clinton's server revealing how she and Obama created ISIS.

H: Hey B, things are really pretty slow here over at State, got any ideas how to shake things up a bit?

B: Hmmm…. Let me give it some thought, I’ll get back to you.

B: Had an idea; how about creating a new terrorist group? A really, really, really bad one?

H: l like it, what should we call it?

B: How about ABCESS?

H: Nah, sounds too clinical! How about ISIS?

B: I like it! Maybe they could all go around in black outfits and head scarfs and publicly behead people.

H:That ought to shake things up a bit! I’ll get State right on it By the way any updates on your secret plan to confiscate everyone’s guns?

B: Still workin on it!

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