Michael Phelps Announces He Will Compete in 2020 Olympics – As a Woman!

Satirical News Service
Rio de Janerio

After losing the Gold Medal in the Butterfly race,  Michael Phelps announced In a press conference today what was long expected, that this would be his last Olympics – as a man. He said instead he plans to go the “Bruce/Kaitlin Jenner” route and undergo transgender surgery and compete in the 2020 Olympics as Michelle Phelps.  In the press conference he stated “I’ve got to face it, this man’s body just can’t do the feats it used to anymore. But I’m not giving in, instead I’m reinventing myself. As a woman I have a much better shot at competing and lets face it, Trans today is the new Gay. Soon everyone will be doing it.”

Following the Olympics in Rio, Phelps plans undergo transgender surgery at the clinic in Sweden that specializes in Transgender surgery. He expects to be in training as a woman in time for the 2020 Olympics. 

North Carolina’s governor has already stated that “There is no way Phelps is going to use any woman’s bathroom in this state.”