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Monday, August 8, 2016

Scientists Discover That Trump Campaign Buttons Repel Zika Mosquitos

Satirical News Service
Washington, DC

Scientists at the CDC have made a break-thru in the fight against the Zika virus that is spread by Mosquitoes. According to one researcher, wearing any article of clothing or badge containing a likeness of Donald Trump, is found to be 10 times more effective at repelling mosquitoes than anything else we've found to date. It seems it not only repels mosquitoes, but most any other insects, most all small and large animals. About the only things it doesn't repel are cockroaches, rats, and of course professed supporters of the  Republican party.

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