Satirical News Service
Paris, France
Paris, France
Financial markets across the globe were sent into turmoil
today over the news that Kim
Kardashian West had been robbed in her
Paris hotel room and more that 10 million dollars (US) in jewelry had been
taken. Investors worldwide who were closely following the Kardashian’s every move were completely taken by surprise by this shocking new revelation.
Stock markets across the globe reacted to this volatile news by tumbling more than
600 points before recovering about one third of the losses. It is still
uncertain what Kayne West's reaction to this is going to be, so the turmoil is
not yet over, as financial markets await a statement from him.
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