Washinton, DC
Just when you thought that this election could not
possibly stoop any lower, here is how I see the next debate scenario unfolding.
Moderator: Tonight we are broadcasting live in a
town hall format where audience members are permitted to ask questions to both
candidates. We ask that you please refrain from applauding or making profane
statements or throwing up until the end of the debate.
Young girl: Do you think that someone with small
genitals is qualified to become our next president
Trump: I can assure you that there is no problem
with my size down there.
Hillary: He says there is no problem down there,
but he won’t show it to anyone….
Trump (interrupting): I have a signed affidavit
from Ivana stating that it’s all in good working order….
Hillary: In fact I have a sworn affidavit from
Marla Maples saying that it’s a tiny little prick and that according to sources
the New York Times has gotten hold a report that says he hasn’t gotten it up
since 1995!
Trump: I’d whip it out right now if you’ll whip
your top off and show me your sagging breasts
Hillary: They don’t sag
Trump: They do
Hillary: No they don’t
Trump: Then they’re fake! Just like the rest of you!
Hillary: No they are not! Why don’t you show us
your junk! What are you hiding!
Trump: I would show you, but because I am going to
have a prostate exam soon my doctor has told me that I should not display it until
after that exam – which will show nothing because I’m the very essence of
prostate health – but I will if you let me grope and fondle your breasts to see
if their real or not.
Hillary: OK FINE!!!!!@!
Trump: OK FINE!!!!!!!
Bill Clinton: Hey, can I get in on this too?
Moderator: Due to the adult content that is being
displayed now, we are unable to continue to broadcast the remainder of this
debate or face losing our FCC license.
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