Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
As the final
week before the general election a new surprising new poll has come out
suggesting that “The Empty Chair” made famous at the previous election's Republican Convention is now preferred by 9 out of 10 voters.
Its numbers poll high in every demographic group except
complete morons and alt-right conservatives for Trump.
Those polled says the
empty chair’s values are closer to their own than any of the other parties. It also scores higher in character issues.
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